The funny things that come out of my son’s mouth
04Mar10
My four-year old son is a clown. He has wild in his eyes, he is sweet and cuddly and always saying funny and sometimes naughty things. I wonder if his penis fascination is normal?
- Mom where’s your wiener?
- Every day my wiener gets bigger and bigger.
- While my husband was dropping him off at preschool one morning our sweet boy made this announcement in front of the other mommies and daddies “My dad has a huge weenie”
- My son: Grandpa said SHIT Me: don’t say that word, its naughty My son: I didn’t say shit, grandpa said shit, but I wont say shit anymore Me: Uhhhh ok then
- One day while he and I were playing with Play-Doh I say: I love working at this candy factory! He says: I work there too!!! Maybe you’ve seen me there…I’m the guy with the beard.
- One day while snuggling I was telling him how I love his feet, his eyes, his hands. He then asks “do you love my weenie”
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Hahaha, I believe, according to Freud, anyway, penis fixation is normal. Though he did link it with homosexuality, but I think that’s because Freud was a homo. And so he felt like all girls are lesbians who “love” their moms, boys gay who “love” their dads.
Ok, let’s forget about Freud and just say it’s totally normal.
I think that’s normal … plus odds are you show a reaction, which he doesn’t get, but gets enough to know it creates a reaction.
Also the beard line is awesome. Kids imaginations are fantastic to watch in action – like how something that makes absolutely no sense to everyone else makes perfect sense to them.
Also what gives? You didn’t sign as gigi or mimi!!!
ooops….XOX Mimi!
that boy is awesome! i wish i were his mom ;]]-lol-;]]
very smart/clever/funny 4year old; don’t let him change… ;]
ps: good thing he thinks his dad has a huge weenie; can you imagine otherwise…? ;]]
Very funny! Your son sounds precious!
Lol he sounds adorable